Quotes:

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” -- Will Rogers

“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” -- JP Getty.

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” -- Mark Twain

“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed” -- George Carlin